Hey guys!

So, I've been digging around my stuff and found some old papers that were full of my hilarious answers to questions and reasons why I failed test

Here are some questions that I was too lazy and too stupid to answer

1. What is 2 + 2 equal to?

Numbers

2. If Marko has 46 chocolate bars and he ate 26. What does he have?

Diabetes, Marko has diabetes

3. Describe solid water

Ice

4. What ended in 1943?

1942

5. Describe school in one word

Hell

6. If you were to die tomorrow, where would you go?

To school, because the time I spend there feels like an eternity

7. What's you biggest accomplishment?

Starting my homework

8. Describe the Philippines' national hero

His dead

9. What are the parts of DNA?

D, N, and A

10. What hasn't happened yet that your looking forward too?

I haven't started the next question yet and I'm looking forward to it

11. What do you do when your out of school?

I go home

12. What do you do everyday? Are you happy you're doing it?

I eat everyday and I'm very happy I do it

13. Choose a famous artists/actor/actress and describe them in one word

Justin Beaver - Butt

14. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Somewhere far away from school

15. Your friend asked you to help him do his homework in biology, what do you do?

Tell him to use Google

Well, those were just some of many more stupid answers I made when I was younger. And guess what, I still make them. I guess old habits die hard

Look, never answer any of these in your tests because they will question you. Never be a smart a** like me unless you're talking to the person you het then just go ham

Anyways, enough about my bad advice and decisions

Angel out!