Let's start off nice and easy. I don't want to scare any of you away.

DISCRIMINATION! JUST BECAUSE I'M A LADY DOESN'T MEAN YOU GOTTA GO AND TREAT ME LIKE I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GIRLS CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING BOYS CAN DO...AND WE CAN DO MORE, REALLY.

SO JUST BECAUSE I'M A GIRL DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T THROW A BALL STRAIGHT. OR KICK A SOCCER BALL. OR GAURD YOU IN BASKETBALL. OR NOT THROW A PUNCH.

BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO, I'LL THROW YOU ONE NASTY PUNCH.

Okay now go rant in the comments. Good rants get featured.