Awkward Things That Can Happen When Bra Shopping With Mom:
"Does this support you enough?"
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"You're a bigger size than me!"
"Thank your for announcing that."
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"Honey, I think that size is a bit too big for you."
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"Here, let's get you measur-"
"NO."
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"Well I think we found the right-oh! Look at this one!"
-___-
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"Why don't you want the colorful one?"
"Because I DON'T."
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"Let me adjust your straps."
"Ow ow OW!"
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"Bounce around a little and see if it supports you."
*crashes head through dressing room wall*
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"I don't think that's the right style for you."
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"That's not a bra."
"WHAT THE HECK IS IT THEN!?"
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"Do people really have boobs this big?"
"Unfortunately, they're not afraid to flaunt it."
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"Can we go now?"
"It's only been three hours!"