"You're fat."
"No, the gravity around me is just stronger than yours."

"Life isn't fair. Deal with it."
"I know life isn't fair! Look at your face."
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"HOLY RAAAAAGE!"
If I was raging you wouldn't be able to open your mouth right now, thank you.

"Boys are better fighters than girls."
*punch the boy (as hard as you feel necessary to prove your point)* "You should have blocked that."

"*Name Of Favorite Fandom* Sucks!"
"You know what else sucks?"
"What?"
"Your comebacks."