So when I was in the play I had to get stage makeup.

Which included mascara.

Yeah I had literally no idea how to put that crap on.

So one of my friend's moms had to do it.

Every time she got close to me I would flinch because I thought she would poke me in the eye.

And when she finally did get like one little swipe on I started blinking.

And when she was done I rubbed my eyes like an idiot.

^So there's some proof of my inexperience with makeup.