Trying to Brush My Hair:
Me: Ow.
Me: OW.
Me: OWOWOW.
Me: GAAAAAAAAH
Me: AHHHHHHHHH
Me: OWWWWWWWWW
Mom: *runs in room* WHAT IS IT
Me: AH AH AH SORRY JUST TRYING TO-OW-RUN THE BRUSH THROUGH MY HAIR.
Mom: *stares at hair* Oh...carry on.
Me: WAIT DON'T YOU WANT TO HELP!?
Mom: I think it's safer if I just wait downstairs.
Me: BUT-
Mom: Byeeeee!