Trying to do my hair in the morning:
•Okay I'm going to try a braid.
•Well that didn't work out...
•let's try that again.
•yeah no not happening.
•Maybe I'll put it in a ponytail
•what the heck
•ew
•okay just leave it down
•oh my gosh
•the knots...
•I'll try to brush them out
•*screams of agony*
•Okay I'm done
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
•IT'S KNOTTED AGAIN