Mom: Hey since the boys aren't home, you want some ice cream?
Me: Oh I probably shouldn't *gets off couch and walks into kitchen*
Me: eat any ice cream *grabs bowl and spoon*
Mom: Uh...
Me: I mean it's not very good for me *grabs ice cream*
Mom: ...
Me: and when it comes to my life *gets six scoops of ice cream*
Me: I realize I need to be healthier *pours 173927292 gallons of chocolate syrup*
Mom: ...why
Me: so I don't think I'll be eating *walks back to couch*
Me: any ice cream.
Mom: ...what
Me: OH HOW'D THIS GET HERE?