Dear Crush,
IF I TEXT YOU THAT YOU ARE AMAZING AND TALENTED AND THAT YOU'RE AWESOME AND I LITERALLY TEXT YOU EVERY DAY ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THE TRUCKING HINT!? WHEN A GIRL TEXTS YOU THESE THINGS YOU DO NOT TEXT HER ABOUT YOUR CRUSH FROM A DIFFERENT FREAKING SCHOOL LIKE GOOD GOSH WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND IF I DROPPED A BOMB ON YOUR HEAD MAYBE?
Love,
All Of The Girls Texting Their Crushes