I feel like I'm those shampoo and body wash commercials girls look really elegant and stuff.

But then there's me in the shower:

*sings along to all my songs*
*screams as shampoo burns my eyes*
"I HOPE THIS DOESNT AFFECT MY CONTACTS."
*whacks bottle of conditioner because it's empty*
"TOO MUCH TOO MUCH"
*bleeds because I nicked myself with the razor*
*slams razor against wall to get rid of hair*
"IS THIS RAZOR EVEN WORKING!?"
*viciously scrubs my face with loofa (haha loofa is a funny word HAHAHA)*
"WHY ISN'T MY SKIN SOFTER!?"
*slips as a step out of the shower*