Me: *forgets to wear sports bra on gym day*
Boobs: *evil laughter*
*BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE*
Me: *PAIN PAIN PAIN*
Boobs: OH HERE ALLOW ME TO FALL OUT OF YOUR BRA AND AWKWARDLY STICK OUT OF THE SIDE OF YOUR SHIRT HAHA. AND IF YOU TRY TO TUCK ME IN, YOU'LL LOOK EVEN MORE AWKWARD! ISN'T THIS A FUN GAME!?