Me: I'm sure I won't get it today.
Me: I won't need any pain killers.
*2 hours later*
Mother Nature: *whacks me in the gut with cramp-stick*
Me: I SERIOUSLY REGRET MY DECISION.
Me: MAYBE READING WILL CALM ME DOWN.
Book: *grabs feels bat*
Book: *whacks me in the heart with feels bat*
Me: OW
Me: *falls slowly out of chair* OWWWW
Friend: are you okay
Me: SO
Me: MUCH
Me: PAIN
Friend: Ohhh...double whammy?
Me: WHY
Friend: *pats my head*
Me: SOMEONE FIND AN ADVIL FOR MY HEART