"Dont stick that black thing in my mouth!"

"Ahahahaha."

*high pitched screeching*

"She slaps harder."

"You sound like you're raping each other."

"Push it right through, push it right through."

"Push it through!"

"Yeah, insert name here your butt just went in my face."

"I'll throat punch you."

"Throat punch this!"

"Ha, anus."

*screech* "Ahahaha!"

"Insert name here, insert name here is trying to tazor insert name here in the a**."

Ah, the glories of my bus