So, when I was avoiding playing Monopoly I realized, if you translate Monopoly through root words, it's "one many". How... Why? Like, bro, f'real? Who named this game? I'm gonna go look it up.

A short while later...

Mkay, " Charles Darrow" if that's even your real name, why!? You, my friend, defy logic.

Yep, I finally decide to care about logic so I can be mad at a board game. Really, bruh.