1. I have one straight ship. ONE.

Observe

Gay af:
Sockathan
Billdip
Willdip
Mabifica
Reverse Mabifica
Tamaki x Kyoya
Left Brain x Right Brain
Eyeball x Jasper
John x Carlton (The Silver Eyes)
Lil x Jojo
Budo x Senpai (Yan Sim) (Do not question my motives)

Straight:
Mephistopheles x Providence

BOi

2. Also, the scary part... uh, so, that boy that asked me out could possibly be in my class this year... I just realized... And I never answered him... Please... Don't let him be...

And I said "that boy" so obviously I must Dat Boi

3. Am I a terrible person for shipping my cousin with his neighbor/best friend? I mean they both sleep in the basement with the Wii turned up super loud... FORGET IT. I SUCK. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.