I'm always being notified of Satan and what she's doing. Why should I even care?

Someone: Hey Echo, Satan's in trouble!

Me: Okay, yeah, I'll text my mom.

Me: *scrolling through shipping art*

Someone: Echo, your sister's crying.

Me: Uh huh that's because she's a wimp.

Someone: Oh my gawd, Jeff (it's always someone I have no clue who is) just called your sister an annoying ugly brat.

Me: Who is Jeff?

Satan: *points*

Me: YO JEFF! Did you say that about my sister?

Jeff: Um....

Me: Props to you buddy, it's what she deserves.

Satan: Uh!

I swear they act like I'm supposed to be her bodyguard or something. I'll stick up for her SOMETIMES but not every three seconds geez.