(A lot of text at first, but I make up for it with a bunch of doodles. Plus, I actually have interesting stuff to say.)

Some idiot left a note at school saying they were gonna bomb it today.

It was completely fake of course, but the staff still had to take it seriously because if they didn't they would look even worse.

So they said not showing up today was an excused absence.

We usually have over 850 students, today we had less than 350. It was so nice. All the annoying kids were gone so only the nice people who care about stuff were left.

Now let me explain why it was fake.

And watch me roast various people.

1. Who the heck leaves a piece of paper saying they're gonna bomb the school if they're actually gonna do it?

2. They have to get a bomb first. And if they're stupid enough to say they're gonna do that, I doubt they'll ever get their hands on one.

3. This has happened before, last time it was just to get out of school. Guess what it was this time?

4. The school has cameras. Considering that the paper was left in the bathroom, that means there's a time span where it could be put there. To carry the paper, that means someone walked in there with a backpack or binder to hold the paper. So just check the people who had backpacks. Unless the paper was folded, then it was probably in a pocket. If it isn't wasn't folded, then that means the only way someone could get in there with a backpack would be between passing periods. Boom. Done. Figured it out.

5. ThEy AnNoUnCeD iT lIkE aN iDiOt.

6. I think this person is unaware that writing something like that is an actual federal offense. They can go to jail for it.

7. Fun fact. Last week we all had to write notes to our favorite teacher for Valentine's Day. Except, what a lot of them don't know, the notes weren't used for that. They were used to match handwriting.

8. This person is clearly an idiot.

9. To make it worse, now kids are gonna realize that if they do this, the school has to take it seriously and let kids out of school. So now, more of these notes are gonna pop up.
But hey. Only the bad kids will do it, and if they get caught, they're in big trouble.
So like maybe that was the plan.
Maybe the person wrote it so other people would do it and they would get caught and be forced to leave the school.
I'm onto something.
I'm officially a conspiracy theorist.

10. MAYBE THE STAFF FAKED IT TO SEE WHICH STUDENTS CARED ENOUGH TO STILL ATTEND SCHOOL. I TOTALLY HAVE IT OH YES IM RIGHT. #ConspiracyTheoristMack

Bros. I could totally be a detective someday.

Ahhh but you're here for art.

Ya'know, art. That stuff of mine that for some reason people admire me for and that inspires people which is the nicest thing I've ever heard thank you????

Here ya go~

^ Mistyyyyy
And a... doggo.

^ How do you draw animals other than cats from the front?

^ OHHHHH

^ Winggssz
I love drawing wings.
They're so pretty and cool oof.

^ Lonngh nec catt

^ Fleer is such a perfect little blob.

^ MY CAT BOII

I HAVENT POSTED A REFERENCE FOR FLEER YET HAVE I

HERE

^ I LOOVE HIIIIM

^ Ewww

^ Meadow you're so precious.

^ This is a character for a story I'm writing in my English class. Her name is Cloe Zaffery. Her best bud is her German Shepherd, Luna. There's also a character named Evan Inglemire who makes a smol goof and ruins everything.

^ These are actually a few days old. I wasn't sure how to draw Deku in my style so I majorly messed it up.
(And yes I know most people refer to him as Izuku or as Midoriya, but I'm gonna keep calling him Deku cause I don't care what ya'll day.)
(Actually I care a lot. Please don't leave me.)

^ Cinnamon Role (left) and Purple M&M (right).
I want to see more of the other classes in this fandom because they'll all so interesting.
In the manga theres a page where Deku walks past Shinso and waves and Shinso just walks off and I almost died because I love these two characters and character interaction is what I live for.

Ahh I totally didn't make a BNHA OC and she totally isn't a self insert.
But she isn't OP and isn't a "Mary Sue" so it's all good.

Actually I'll probably make a bunch of OCs for it just to goof around and have fun. None of it will be serious. Maybe I'll use my own OCs and just throw them in that universe. I think that would be funny and interesting.
What do you think?

Toodles!
~Mack

P.S.
Blue Exorcist, Death Note, Bleach, Black Butler, Yuri!!! on Ice, Mob Psycho 100, and My Hero Academia are all really good and I can't believe I've actually watched them.
These fandoms are like a disease.
I've decided to overlook the art style that I don't always like, and actually realize that the stories are really interesting.

THESE CHAPTERS KEEP GETTING MORE AND MORE WRITING HEAVY IM SO SORRY YOU HAVE TO READ MY STUPID, RAMBLY CRAP.