Status report 8/3/17:

I'm currently curled up in the corner watching Jacksepticeye's latest upload over and over.
I don't know what's real anymore.

A few days ago I would have said I was passively in the YouTube fandom. So many things have changed.
I was free of the fandom, I was free to pursue my goals in life.
But the fandom reached out of the computer screen, grabbed me around the neck, and threw me out a window ten stories up.

My emotions are demolished. Jack, Anti, Dr. Schneeplestein, and (presumably) Chase, why. Y u do dis to meh.

Poor Chase.
Don't hurt the boi.
Not him.
Anti that's taking it too far.

And like the part where the headphone cords wrapped around Dr Shneep's neck and Anti tried to strangle him that way. Good grief Anti.

But what about Jackaboy Man and Marvin? What about them?

And what Anti said, about it always being him. So like. In the Detention series, where we also saw Anti glitches, if it was already Anti, does that mean those glitches were actually Jack?

Did Jack and Robin actually manage to plan that far ahead or did it just happen to work out?

IS THERE AN ACTUAL PLOT AND STORY IN ALL THIS ANTI STUFF I NEED TO KNOW. IM INVESTING SO MUCH TIME IN THEORIES AHHHH.

ITS BEEN ALL DAY. IVE DONE NOTHING ELSE BUT READ THEORIES, FANGIRL ON TWITTER AND TUMBLR, AND REFRESH JACKS CHANNEL REPEATEDLY
HELP

CIRCLES
CIRCLES EVERYWHERE

ALSO
I FORGOT TO MENTION
THERES LANGUAGE IN THIS CHAPTER
BUT NOT BECAUSE OF ME BECAUSE OF ANTI
BLAME IT ALL ON THE GLITCH BITCH

ALSO
I MESSED AROUND WITH EDITING
A LOT

THOSE CIRCLES BRO
THOSE CIRCLES

JUST WAIT TIL HE LEARNS WHAT A SPHERE IS

I'm sitting over here and just

The fandom:

See
You know it's good when you find reaction videos to Anti and sit there giggling like you've lost your mind when you see how people react.

Here are some of the things I've found in my scouring of Twitter and Tumblr:

^ he looks so proud of himself in that last panel.

I DIDNT CARE ABOUT DR SHNEEP BEFORE BUT AFTER THIS LAST VIDEO I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM AND I JUST

GUYS I THINK THE VIDEO BROKE ME

^ IM NOT SURVIVING HELP