Look, attempting world domination takes a lot of time so it's not my fault if I randomly disappear from Wattpad for a week.

Oh crap it's been a whole week.

Oh crap it's almost Easter.

OH CRAP ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I UPDATED ANY FANFICS

WELL SHI-OOT

Sorry I've been gone sheep. I've been experiencing some writers block and art block. I know it sounds like an excuse, because I say it a lot but honestly it's a really annoying issue.

The fact that I have a few chapters of this book that I was supposed to publish but forgot about makes it even worse. So there would have been updates I just never got around to publishing them. wHOOPS.

But hey, who wants to meet Jerry?
I saw him at the store the other day and gave my parents no choice on buying him.

Yes, Jerry is a plant.
JERRY IS BEST PLANT.