So, to be weird I took one of those Harry Potter Zodiac signs things.

I got the weirdest results in the history of quizzes ever.
I'm not kidding.

Apparently I'm Nagini, I'm a parseltongue, I'm a professor at Hogwarts, I'm also the Minister of Magic, and I love to eat donuts.

What issss thissss world anymore. *eats a donut*