There was once a time when life had no meaning. All I saw where people, meandering about life, but no one knew why. There was nothing.

And then, suddenly, I stumbled across a game. It was unlike any other. For the first time ever, I understood something. As if I finally understood everything. And there it was, I could see the true meaning of my life, and I saw what I truly was.

I was Giraffe.

And it was my destiny to become one.

Quickly, I set upon my path. All in my way would be vanquished, and the world would become what it was meant to be. A Giraffe. The Giraffe.

My friends searched in horror as I destroyed and absorbed hundreds--thousands of our fellow giraffes. But soon, they too saw what was meant to be, and they joined me and together, we were become Giraffe.

The world could do nothing but be amazed. For we were true Giraffe. And forever, we had become Giraffe.

(Psst. Get the game I Am Giraffe and you shall understand.)