World: I'm bored!

Me: BLAME THE TORNADO!!

World: There aren't any tornados here.

Me: THERE ARE NOW!! *Summons tornado*

World: *wtf face* How in the world?

Me: BECAUSE IM PURPLE!!!

World: No you're not..

Me: IM AM A PURPLE RICEBALL!!

World: No you aren't..

Me: YES I AM!! *Transforms into a purple riceball* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

World: How did you do that?! *wtf face*

Me: BECAUSE IM BORED!!!