iMESSAGE between TOM and JACOB

TUES, APR 11, 12:34 PM

Tom Holland
Who knew Sebastian had a sister?

Jacob Batalon
I'm pretty sure all of us did

Tom Holland
Why didn't anyone ever tell me?

Jacob Batalon
Well, you knew who she was. We
just figured you would've put two
and two together, but that's clearly
not the case here

Tom Holland
Bite me, Jacob

Jacob Batalon
Gonna try to get with her?

Tom Holland
Why would I do that? I mean,
she's hot and everything but I
don't know if I could ever be
happy with her lmao

Jacob Batalon
I dunno, do it to spite Sebastian
or something

Tom Holland
I dunno man

Jacob Batalon
You're Spider-Man, she'll go right
for you

Tom Holland
That's true, and if she's anything
like her brother she'll definitely
believe I have a thing for her

Jacob Batalon
Have I ever told you you're a dick?

Tom Holland
Yes, but have I ever told you I get
it from you? If you didn't peer
pressure me all the damn time I
wouldn't be such a dick

Jacob Batalon
Hey, I just think messing with people
is fun, and messing with Sebastian is
just that

Tom Holland
True, I'm gonna DM her on Instagram
I'll let you know how it goes

Jacob Batalon
You better

FRI, APR 28, 5:16 PM

Tom Holland
Yo, we've been texting each other
for like the last week or so

Jacob Batalon
How's it going?

Tom Holland
It's going good, I suppose. She's
flirting with me, but I'm pretty
sure she's only doing it to make
herself feel better if that makes any
sense at all

Jacob Batalon
Oh, I totally forgot her and Louis
Tomlinson just broke up

Tom Holland
She's damaged goods at the moment,
but I think I can fix her up

Jacob Batalon
And why do you think that?

Tom Holland
I'm Tom fucking Holland

Jacob Batalon
Whatever you say, dude

Tom Holland
Talk to you later, busy texting
Serena

Jacob Batalon
Don't fall in love, now

Tom Holland
HA, she's not really my type

Jacob Batalon
But you're hers
She has a thing for the Brits

Tom Holland
Just makes things easier for me,
right lad?

Jacob Batalon
Yes it does

Tom Holland
Later dude

Jacob Batalon
Later

WED, MAY 17, 2:09 PM

Jacob Batalon
Your comments on her pictures are
just top notch

Tom Holland
They also piss off her brother, which
makes this whole situation incredibly
hilarious

Jacob Batalon
I can't imagine what he would do if
you two ever got together

Tom Holland
I don't know if I'll let it get that far

Jacob Batalon
Why not?

Tom Holland
Not really worth my time, to be
completely honest

Jacob Batalon
Would a shag be worth your time?

Tom Holland
Dude

Jacob Batalon
What? I'm just making suggestions
Sebastian would be really mad if
you slept with his sister

Tom Holland
He would, but I really don't wanna
do all that

Jacob Batalon
Hmm, Harrison told me you
could never turn down a bet. Is
that the truth?

Tom Holland
Oh god, what are you getting at?

Jacob Batalon
$300 say you can't get her in bed
within three months

Tom Holland
Seriously? You underestimate me

Jacob Batalon
Then it's settled. Three months or
you owe me $300, plus $100 for
every individual month it doesn't
happen

Tom Holland
Sounds fair enough, but if I win,
you owe me $300 plus a new pair
of Nike's

Jacob Batalon
Done, better turn on that charm of
yours Holland

Tom Holland
Already on, Batalon

TUES, JUN 6, 4:20 PM

Tom Holland
Serena is such a cool person
I'm beginning to like the fact that
you talked me into this

Jacob Batalon
Dude, are you sure you're not
starting to like her

Tom Holland
I won't lie to you
She's easily the coolest girl I've
ever spoken to

Jacob Batalon
What about Zendaya and Laura?

Tom Holland
Serena is miles above them

Jacob Batalon
My boy is catching feelings

Tom Holland
They're barely there, chill
They probably won't last long anyway

Jacob Batalon
Why's that?

Tom Holland
I dunno, I just don't think I
could actually allow myself
to have feelings for someone
so damaged, especially when
she is incapable of reciprocating
those feelings. It's why I broke up
with my ex. She was too
damaged and I didn't know
how to deal with it

Jacob Batalon
I understand completely

Tom Holland
She is cool, though
One of the sweetest people I've
ever met hands down

Jacob Batalon
Alright Tom, I'll let you get back to
your lover now

Tom Holland
Whatever, I'll talk to you later

Jacob Batalon
✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽

THURS, JUN 15, 10:53 PM

Tom Holland
Why on earth would you say
something like that?

Jacob Batalon
Do I really need to remind you?

Tom Holland
No, I know what's happening, but
it was supposed to stay between
me and you

Jacob Batalon
Now that I look back on all those
messages I wish I would've kept
it to myself. Z is ruthless

Tom Holland
Ya think?

Jacob Batalon
You're not bailing on me are you?

Tom Holland
No, I'm too competitive for that shit

Jacob Batalon
Good good

Tom Holland
Are we sure this is a good idea, though?
Maybe Zendaya and Laura are right?
What if I hurt her? I don't wanna hurt
her, Jacob.

Jacob Batalon
I don't think you will. Personally, I don't
even think she has feelings for you the
way you do for her so she probably
won't even care too much about it

Tom Holland
Thanks pal

Jacob Batalon
Just saying

Tom Holland
And you make it seem as if I'm in
love with her or something, which
isn't the case, by the way. It's a mere
infatuation

Jacob Batalon
Yeah, okay pal

Tom Holland
Just keep your mouth shut, okay?

Jacob Batalon
Whatever you say

SAT, JUN 24, 10:43 AM

Jacob Batalon
It's game on, man.

Tom Holland
Maybe.

Jacob Batalon
What do you mean maybe? Are
you backing down on me?

Tom Holland
Maybe.

Jacob Batalon
Why?

Tom Holland
I care so much about her.

Jacob Batalon
How? You've never even met her
before, dude.

Tom Holland
But I feel like I have. When I talk to
her I feel like I've known her for
years.

Jacob Batalon
That's the most cliche shit you've ever
said, I think I might vomit.

Tom Holland
It's true.

Jacob Batalon
Clearly.

Tom Holland
I don't know what to do anymore,
Jacob. I really don't wanna hurt her.

Jacob Batalon
You won't hurt her. She's probably due
for a shag anyways. Who knows when
the last time was. She'll give in like that.

Tom Holland
Whatever, dude.

Jacob Batalon
It's either that or cough up $300 you
don't have.

Tom Holland
I have $300, I'm fucking Spider-Man.

Jacob Batalon
You're also saving for a car.

Tom Holland
Like I said, whatever.

SUN, JUN 25, 12:01 AM

Jacob Batalon
So, you two are together?

Tom Holland
Yeah, we were going over lines
together

Jacob Batalon
Thinking about making a move??

Tom Holland
Why would I do that?

Jacob Batalon
Because, the faster you make a move
the faster you win the bet

Tom Holland
There's no logic in that, Jacob

Jacob Batalon
Why isn't there?

Tom Holland
Because things like this take
time, my friend

Jacob Batalon
What? Are you trying to get her
to like you or something?

Tom Holland
Just trust me, Jacob

Jacob Batalon
Whatever, dude

SAT, JUL 1, 1:47 PM

Jacob Batalon
I take it I'm getting my money then

Tom Holland
Yeah, sure whatever you want

Jacob Batalon
Can't believe you gave up like that

Tom Holland
Says the guy who's never actually
had a girl he cared about before

Jacob Batalon
That's rude

Tom Holland
So is betting off some innocent girl's
feelings, Jacob

Jacob Batalon
Whatever, I'll see you at the premiere
later, hopefully with an envelope of cash

Tom Holland
Goodbye, Jacob