it's marvel, bitch

you know who i am added serena gomez to the conversation.

you know who i am
Here ye, here ye
I hereby grant full Marvel
citizenship upon Serena Stan,
younger sister of Marvel's dearly
beloved Winter Soldier, better
known as Sebastian Stan.

serena gomez
What the fuck

katpiss
My response exactly

384
Oh god, I knew this would happen.
I just didn't think it'd happen so
soon.

scarlet bitch
What a warm welcome, Robert.

serena gomez
You guys have your own groupchat,
why am I not surprised?

bird man
Every iconic cast has an even more
iconic groupchat, Serena.

zen-bae-a
I haven't been here long and I hate
every one of you

chadstick
I'm gonna have to agree with Zendaya
on this one, you're all idiots

serena gomez
I also agree with Zendaya
And who the hell came up with
my name?

hems-not-worthy
That would be Thomas, my dear

penis parker
Guilty as charged

serena gomez
I can only assume Zendaya came up
with yours given what you've told me
about the movie so far

zen-bae-a
Guilty as charged

katpiss
Enough discussing names

captain underpants
It's time you know the real reason
we've added you to this chat,
Serena Stan

serena gomez
What? Besides the fact that I am now
part of the MCU family or the fact
that you guys just love me too much
to not put me in the chat?

captain underpants
Those are two very good points, but
I'm afraid that's not where I was headed

tic tac
We need to know which character
you're portraying

prattatouille
And we need to know now

johanssoff
Your pals Zendaya, Tom, and Robert
won't tell us anything

384
Oh my gosh
Someone kill me

serena gomez
I'm sorry, I can't tell you that

captain underpants
I will give you $1,000

katpiss
I'll double it

johanssoff
Hell, I'm richer than all of you
I'll triple it

serena gomez
As tempting as $3,000 sounds, I still
can't tell you. I signed a contract and
plan to remain true to that contract

bird man
Damn it

you know who i am
You're all losers
And you all owe me $100

serena gomez
Wait what

katpiss
You passed the test, kid

scarlet bitch
Everyone thought that you were
like Sebastian in regards to keeping
secrets, so they made a bet to see just
how true that was

captain underpants
We also wanted to see if you would
crack under pressure and break your
contract as many of us have actually
done before

bird man
Just don't tell Joe or Anthony

serena gomez
Y'all are unbelievable, how dare you
think that I am like Sebastian for one
second. You should be ashamed in
yourselves. I'm clearly the smarter
and more trustworthy sibling

384
Die

serena gomez
You first

prattatouille
I'm proud of you kid

chadsticks
Run while you can

you know who i am
That's enough outta you, kitty
Who here is going to the premiere
next Saturday

hems-not-worthy
I have press, it's a no-go for me

scarlet bitch
I'll be there

katpiss
I guess I'll go

serena gomez
Wait, what premiere?

penis parker
I'll be there

zen-bae-a
No fucking shit, Tom

johanssoff
The Spider-Man premiere

serena gomez
I'm too detached
But I doubt I'll go

penis parker
No, why not? I need my best
girl there with me

384
*gags*

serena gomez
I have nothing to wear, Tom 😪

penis parker
I'll get you something

bird man
And here I thought the kid couldn't be
anymore in love with her

384
And here I wish he wasn't

penis parker
I'm not in love...

zen-bae-a

serena gomez
Oh my god

you know who i am
It's true
He loves you
But anyway, you don't need to
dress up, it's pretty casual and
it's also way too hot for a three
piece suit if you ask me

serena gomez
So, just a casual outfit?

scarlet bitch
Yes, and you know you can
raid my closet if you're stuck, though
I don't know why you would be.
Your fashion sense is almost better
than mine

katpiss
"Almost" being the operative word
here

serena gomez
Thank you, Lizzie

penis parker
I'm a happy man now

bird man
Ya don't say????

penis parker
Cut the check

bird man
Ugh

serena gomez
I'll see you hoes on set tomorrow
Much love to you
Kisses
-S

penis parker
Pretty Little Liars reference? Where
have you been all my life?

384
Excuse me while I vomit