spiderman: prom

harrison ford
I think Tom has a crush on his
costar's little sister

queen zee
You think? Bitch I KNOW he has
a crush on her. He never shuts up
about her on set

battalion
I wouldn't shut up about her if I were
him either, she's gorgeous

spiderkid
She's the most beautiful girl on the
planet

queen zee
Once again, I know

lady laura
Aw, Tommy baby has a crush

spiderkid
Look, don't judge me

battalion
His crush is about to earn me some
money

tony ravioli
And how exactly is she doing that?

spiderkid
Seriously, Jacob?

queen zee
What is he talking about, Tom?

battalion
Nothing, it was stupid lmao

lady laura
Are you guys scheming

spiderkid
No, he's just an idiot

harrison ford
Why don't I believe that?

spiderkid
Because you've had trust issues ever
since I put glue in your shampoo

harrison ford
True true

queen zee
Y'all wild as fuck, I don't trust that
y'all aren't up to something

tony ravioli
And I don't trust that y'all aren't up
to something concerning Serena

queen zee
You do realize the girl has like 12,000
dudes in her life capable of bringing
hell to yours if you hurt her, right?
Need I name a few?

spiderkid
No, that's not necessary

queen zee
Joseph Morgan, Daniel Gillies, Paul
Wesley, Nathaniel Buzolic, Harry Styles,
Chris Evans, Anthony Mackie, etc

lady laura
Let's not forget the most important
one: Sebastian Stan, also known as
Serena's older and very protective
older brother

harrison ford
They're right, Tom

queen zee
So whatever it is you dumb fucks are
thinking about doing, don't do it or
they won't be the only ones making
your life a living hell

tony ravioli
Z got the claws

queen zee
Damn straight

spiderkid
Chill out, I would never do anything
to hurt her. Why would I when I care
about her as much as I do?

lady laura
I dunno, maybe it has something to
do with the fact that guys are stupid and
you just so happen to be a guy

queen zee
A reason why I'm single lmao

harrison ford
And the roasts continue

spiderkid
Don't worry, everything's fine.

queen zee
Better be