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An Idiotic but Likeable Clown


"Oi." The marines tensed in fright as Crocodile looked over at them.

"You're going to toss who overboard?" He asked, Mr. 1 following with "You don't know your limits."

"You marines have done it now. You ruined the mercy I was planning with your big mouths." You were planning to use your Haki to take the ship quicker, but you knew that what the marines said made Crocodile go into a bad mood, along with his once subordinate. The marines looked at them in fear, until one told them to harden their resolve and throw the fruit users overboard. You put a hand to Karasu as guns were being aimed at them. Jimbei then took a shot with his fish man karate and took out some of the ship and marines as others looked on in shock.

"Oi! Jimbei! We need the ship intact!" You yelled down at the fish man, who gave his apologies. The marines began to move towards an attack, you quickly released Karasu and used Soryu to go through the enemies quickly.

"Karasu no..." A strange sound was heard throughout the ship as multiple marines bodies fell down in one fell swoop.

"Himei!!" You put Karasu away as you already cleared your side, although you wanted to assist Crocodile and Mr.1, you had to let them handle it by themselves. Once they were done, it seemed Buggy came to as he did a happy dance, causing you to laugh behind your hand once again at the spectacle. You then spotted Ivankov's huge head falling towards the sea, something you exclaimed loudly in concern, only for whale sharks to appear from the sea. No doubt from Jimbei, but from how Luffy seemed to be bouncing on top of them, you wanted to go on one.

"Awesome! Jimbei can I hop on one quickly?" You said excitedly, as the four men who came with you looked over at you. You looked at them, offended.

"What? Anyways, can I? Real quick." Jimbei had slight trouble replying as he said that they were in a kind of a rush. You held the number two with your right hand.

"Two."

"...?"

"Two jumps. That's it." Jimbei looked at you and wondered if your true nature is of the childish kind. He sighed with his eyes closed.

"Alright but it's best to—"

"Jimbei. She's gone." Crocodile said dryly as Jimbei opened his eyes and spotted, well, nothing in front of him except your two swords leaning against the rail. His gaze moved to the sea as he saw you laughing giddily with Luffy as they bounced together on top of the friendly whale sharks.

The fish man sweatdropped.

~Meanwhile...~

Buggy was sweating in nervousness, now that Silver Blood wasnt near, he's truly going to die. Crocodile has been looking at him with those scary eyes of his the moment she left. Buggy started to cry anime tears as snot ran down his nose.

'I'm going to die even though I just escaped hell itself! I don't even understand what I did!' Buggy wailed silently to himself. All he has been doing was replying to Silver Blood's interest in him! He is after all the great Captain Buggy, so of course she will be curious and know about him.

Though, that may be from the Bakagami. Buggy sniffed as he thought of the rumors that everyone gossiped about Silver Blood being with Shanks.

Which he doesn't understand, who would love that carefree idiot?!

Buggy tensed as a large shadow hovered over behind him, he started shaking as he saw the once Warlord stand over him looking down at him.

'GYAAAAAAAAHHH!! Look at that scary expression! He's going to die! He's dead! He's dead! He's—'

"Listen clown, if Silver Blood didn't like you, I would have ended your foolish existence." Crocodile began, smoke coming from his cigar. "You've gotten lucky. It seems your idiocy has won her over somehow."

Buggy stopped at that.

'Silver Blood likes him...?! Won her over?!' Buggy slightly flushed, causing Crocodile to narrow his eyes and blow smoke at the now coughing clown. "Make no mistake, she has no interest in men like you." He added and then turned away when Buggy deflated a bit from his words.

Buggy then scowled to himself.

'What kind of woman would take someone like me? But...' Buggy thought about how she saved him from crashing against the ship when she didn't have to. And how Silver Blood called his voice in concern. Buggy's eyes hardened.

'For some reason, this woman liked him. I-I mean, of course she would!'

As Crocodile walked away, a part of his mind was almost grateful for bringing Silver Blood back to herself because of the clown. Almost.

.

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**Karasu no himei!⚔💥( Raven's Shriek) powerful vertical cuts that are so quickly made, the slicing noise makes a unique sound only caused by you.

GAH! CROCODILE JEALOUS IS MY FAVORITE THING!! XD

But that was harsh, Croc-y. Don't say that to Buggy, maybe he does have a chance...

But who knows? X3

And awwww~. Buggy fell quickly didn't he? Well, right now he just likes her so, I'm not sure if it's 'love'.

And Crocodile was concerned!

XD

ACK!

I'm fangirling in my own story!!

...

That's weird. :/

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In the other room: GYAHAHAHA!

Mihawk:...

Other room: GYAHAHAHAHA!

Lucci: *eye twitch*

Crocodile: *puffing cigar with tight closed eyes*

Other room: GYAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!

Smoker: *sweatdrop as he puffs his own two cigars*

Doflamingo: *slight frown in annoyance*

Other room: WOOHOO!! I'M NUMBER ONE!!!

Shanks: ...Buggy sure is happy huh? *laughs to try to ease the tension*

Everyone: ...

Author: *looks concerned*whispers to Shanks* I don't think that will work this time Shanks. *looks at the others* Um...I'm going to the other room guys so just...*sweatdrops as she sees everybody's annoyed faces except for Shanks* y-yeah. *goes to the other room* closes the door behind her*

Buggy: GYAHAHAHA! THE GREAT CAPTAIN BUGGY WINS AGAIN!! GYAHAHAHA!

Paulie: CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!

*over in the main room*

Smoker: What the hell is going on over there?

Crocodile: *grunts* As long as the author shuts the clown up, who cares?

*Back in the side room*

Buggy: *looks offended towards Paulie* WHHHHHAAAAT?! Me? Are you asking me, the Great Captain Buggy with more votes then you, to shut up?! *looks very smug* NEVER! Why don't you act like your friend over there who's reading a book or something?

Author: *thinks* 'What?' *looks at Kaku* *sweatdrops*

Kaku: *calmly sitting on the couch while reading titled 'Freedom and Fate by ama_rin*seeming to ignore everything else*

Paulie: OI! HOW ARE YOU JUST SITTING THERE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING?!

Kaku: *turns a page*

Paulie: *tick mark* OI, YOU IGNORING ME YOU BASTARD?!

Kaku: *unfazed as he reads*

Author: Uhhhhhh...Er, okay, guys—

Paulie: *stomps toward Kaku with tick marks everywhere*standing in front of Kaku* HEY! IM TALKING TO YOU!

Buggy: *stops laughing and looks at the scene with a raised brow* Is that guy deaf or something? *picks nose with pinky*

Author:*sweatdrops* I don't know, maybe the book is that good?

Buggy: Oh yes.*nods absentmindedly* Yeah, why didn't I think of that—GYAGH?! *looks at you and breaks into pieces* WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!

Author:...I was here the whole time?

Buggy: WHAAAAAT?! *starts sputtering*

*Main Room*

Lucci: ...that author should learn how to shut him up in a different kind of way. *dark smirk appears*

Hattori: Coo~*flaps wings*

Mihawk: ...Perhaps she requires some assistance?

*Back to Side Room*

Paulie: *gets frustrated and starts shaking Kaku* DONT YOU IGNORE ME YOU BLOODY BASTARD!

Kaku: *blinks eyes* looks up at Paulie* takes out an ear plug from his ear* Huh? Did you say something?*smiles*

Paulie:...*looks at ear plug* Where did you...get that?

Kaku: Oh? These? I found it on that table over there*points at common room table*

Paulie: ...give them to me.

Kaku: *brow furrows* What? Why? I found them first.

Paulie: *gets close to his face* Give them to me...please.

Kaku: *smiles apologetically* Sorry, but now that we're living with the new guy, I'll have to use these everyday.

Paulie: *reaches for the ear plugs* GIVE THEM TO ME!

Kaku: *raises hand with ear plugs  while using the other to push Paulie's face away* NO! GET YOUR OWN!

Paulie: *trying to talk with Kaku's hand on his face while reaching for the ear plugs at the same time* GIFGHE THEB TOOF MEH!

Author: *panicking* GUYS! CALM DOWN! EVERYBODY PLEASE CALM DOWN!

*Main Room*

Shanks: *shakily smiles* Uh oh...

*Side Room*

Buggy: GYAHAHAHA! Why?! I got the most votes~ I got the most votes~

Author: ...*grows a tick mark* THAT HAS NOTHING TO WITH ANYTHING RIGHT NOW! BE QUEIT BUGGY BEFORE I HAVE TO CALL A WARLORD OVER HERE!

*Main Room*

Crocodile: *opens eyes with a dark gaze in them* Finally, she's seeing some sense.*puffs cigar*

Doflamingo: Fufu~ I would like to volunteer~

Shanks: *narrows eyes* Don't move Doflamingo. The author was probably just scaring Buggy.

Doflamingo: *sunglasses flash and licks his lips* We'll see.

*Side Room*

Buggy: *zips his mouth shut immediately* tears going down his face*

Author: *feels guilty*S- Sorry. Just don't be so loud Buggy. You're...irritating everybody in the other room. You should be grateful you have a friend like Shanks to back you up though.

*Main Room*

Shanks: *grins brightly and laughs* Dahaha, the author thinks I'm a good friend!

Doflamingo: Awww~, the author is no fun~

*Side Room*

Buggy: *sucks up his boogers in surprise* Eh?! Shanks is defending me?!  *appears thoughtful* thinks* 'It must be because I probably have more votes then him and wants to get on my good side!'*funny smug face* 'Gyaha! Don't worry Shanks! You'll be my right hand man later for this!' *starts laughing to himself *

Author:*sweatdrops*looks at the still fighting Paulie and Kaku* ...errrrrrr...
*looks at the votes* I didn't know telling Buggy he was higher then the other two would cause this. Oh wait *depressed lines* I did.

Main Pairings
Shanks: 25
Mihawk:35
Crocodile:9
Doflamingo: 17
Smoker: 20
Lucci: 14

Side Pairings
Kaku: 2
Paulie: 2
Buggy: 5

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THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS VOTED AND COMMENTED!! I APPRECIATE EVERY SINGLE THING FOR THE READERS WHO HAVE DONE SO!! XD

I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A NICE DAY/NIGHT!! XD

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