Me: *relaxing in living room reading*

Jazzy: *walks up to me* PINKY!!!!

Me: *jumps and flings book* HOLYSHITFUCKSH-oh hey Jazzybear, what's up?

Jazzy: have read my dare yet? *lays upside down on couch*

Me: *sigh* I'll pull it up *takes out phone and reads dare* da fuk?

Jazzy: *le gaspé* you never heard of it?!?!

Me: nope

Jazzy: *pulls up video*

Me: oh *smirks evilly* this'll be interesting

Jazzy: let's get it going then!!

Me: Jeez so demanding

Jazzy: mhmm

Me:*smiles and rolls eyes* DEATH, DICKFACE GET IN HERE!!!

*Swift walks in*

Swift: I was summoned?

Me: yeah...*looks around* where's Death?

Death: *pops out of no where* HERE!!!

Me: HOLYFUCKINGCRACKER
*sighs* QUIT SCARING THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!!

Jazzy and Death: *in unison* BUT IT'S FUUUUuuuUuUUUUUNN!!

Me: *hair turns to fire* I DON'T GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS IF IT'S EASY I'M TIRED OF I- *suddenly soaked in water*

Rebel: *holding giant empty cup* better?

Me: *sigh* surprisingly, yes

Rebel: *puts cup down* so what's going on

Me: Jazzycakes dared Deathbomb over her to do the one thousand years of death justu by Kakashi Hatake on Swift

Death: da fuq is that?

Swift: *cringes* sounds painful

Me: *pulls up video* this

Swift: *wiggling eybrows* kinky

Death: *deadpan* really😑

Rebel: this is stupid .......... where's my camera?!?!

Me: got it covered

- one dare later -

Swift: HOLYSHITTHATHURTLIKEAMOTHERFUCKER...SHIT!!!

Death: UGH NOW I NEED TO GO WAS MY HANDS!!!

Everyone else: *laughing*

Me: *hands Death soap*

Rebel: *hands Swift ice pack*

Me: I think we're good for today

Jazzy: *smiling like a dork* agreed

Me: let's wrap it up!!

Jazzy: *waves* bye *walks off*

Rebel: *arms crossed* See ya

Me: *jumps on Rebels back out of no where* SEND IN DARES!!!  BYE MY FELLOW SNAILS!!