Me: *reads dare* Star!! I thought you cared about me!!

Star: not as much as I do a hilarious dare!

Me: *sigh* GIRLS!!!!!!!!

Girls: *walks in*

Jazzy: what's up?

DJ: the fuck you want satan?

Death: be nice

DJ: bite me

Me: shut up!!!

Girls: *look at each other*  FUCK YOU!!!

Me: *deadpan* You know what! You do the dare, I'm out! *goes to my room*

Jazzy: *reads dare* fuck.....

-1 hour later-

All girls except Star and I: *running for their lives*

Guys: *run out missing weapons/ covered in paint or glitter/ with makeup/ feathers* GET BACK HERE!!!!

Me: well I'm gonna go make sure my people don't die, see ya guys! Send dares!!