CHANTHATBITCH
yo beatch

feelicks
wassup beech¿

CHANTHATBITCH
can you do something
for me ples

feelicks
no.

CHANTHATBITCH
YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT I WAS
GONNA ASK YOU

feelicks

feelicks
last time I did something
for you I ended up getting
my head stuck in a fence

CHANTHATBITCH
but you got out¿

feelicks
AFTER 3 FUCKING HOURS
YOU RHINOCEROS LOOKING
HEADASSS

CHANTHATBITCH
I can't help but think
that's the rage talking

feelicks

CHANTHATBITCH
BITCB YLU CANT DIE
I NEED A FAVOUR

feelicks
try me 🅱️itch

feelicks
i will shimmy shimmy ko
ko fucking throw myself out
a window if your 'favour'
includes aliens, pigeons or
microwavable pasta.

CHANTHATBITCH
i pROMISE IT'S NOTHING
LIKE LAST WEEK

feelicks
whatchu want then 👀

CHANTHATBITCH
do you mind doing
my streaks for a bit?

feelicks
o 🐋 den

feelicks
sure ig

feelicks
how long for??

CHANTHATBITCH
3 months

feelicks
bITCH

feelicks
THATS LIKE HALF A YEAR

CHANTHATBITCH
that's not even close

feelicks
wHy So LoNg

CHANTHATBITCH
i'm going to dubai
loool

feelicks
FOR 3 MONTHS

feelicks
ITS NOT EVEN THE
HOLIDAYS TF

CHANTHATBITCH
can't a grown man go
on holidays by himself
for 3 months in the
middle of september
just because he wants
to????¿¿

feelicks
NO HE CAN'T

feelicks
3 MONTHS IS
WAYyYYy TOO LONG

feelicks
i require payment

CHANTHATBITCH
what makes you think
I'm gonna pay you
jack shit lmaoooo

feelicks
I'm literally the only one
who would actually do
your streaks hence why
you asked me first so you
don't have a choice lmaoooo

CHANTHATBITCH
not in your dreams bud

feelicks
well this has been fun
but looks like i gotto go
feed my giraffe now

CHANTHATBITCH
wait

CHANTHATBITCH
¿¿¿¿when did you get
a giraffe????

CHANTHATBITCH
I can see you reading
the messages

CHANTHATBITCH
feeeeliiiiiiix

CHANTHATBITCH
I need to make new
friends in Dubai, y'all
here a mean

CHANTHATBITCH
10 a day

feelicks
make it 20

chanthatbitch
15 and that's it

feelicks
17 a day it is, you got
yourself a deal.

feelicks
i love having rich friends

CHANTHATBITCH
can't relate

feelicks
bITCH DID YOU JUST CALL
ME POOR BECAuse you are
absolutely right i am broke

feelicks
hey wait

feelicks
chanie

feelicks
i have a joke

CHANTHATBITCH
no thank you

feelicks
because you're leaving

CHANTHATBITCH
lee felix don't

feelicks
i was just gonna say
bye????

CHANTHATBITCH
oh

CHANTHATBITCH
i guess that's calm, bye ajdhksha

CHANTHATBITCH
for a second I thought you were gonna say something stupid

feelicks
what like

feelicks
DU-BYE

CHANTHATBITCH
i'm sharpening my
toothbrush to stab you

feelicks
no weapons allowed on
the flight to dUBYE

CHANTHATBITCH

feelicks
this is snap chat

feelicks
🅱️ i  t c h

READ 3:40 PM

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so i may have started
another fanfic at 3am
and had the sudden urge
to publish it...oops?

┃saki.
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