*Bang Chan added Han Jisung, Lee Felix, Kim Woojin, Lee Minho, Seo Changbin, Hwang Hyunjin, Kim Seungmin and Yang Jeongin to the chat*

Bang Chan: Hello my children

Seo Changbin: Children?  Excuse you, I am not a child

Han Jisung: No, you aren't a child... You're an emo child

Lee Felix: *insert dab* hehe

Seo Changbin: Felix I swear

Bang Chan: No swearing!  Our precious baby is on

Hang Hyunjin: Oh, I'm flattered hyung, but I'm not the baby of the group, Jeonginie is

Bang Chan: ....

Lee Felix: ....

Seo Changbin: ....

Yang Jeongin: ........

*Kim Seungmin changed his name to UnderappreciatedVisual*

Yang Jeongin: Uhm... Seungminie hyung, don't you think that name is a bit long?

UnderappreciatedVisual: Nope... Not even little bit

Yang Jeongin: oookay then...

*Bang Chan changed his name to GodlyLeader*

Seo Changbin: Seriously Hyung?

GodlyLeader: Yes

Kim Woojin: Wait... Why did you make a group chat?

GodlyLeader: Because I figured it'd be fun [°^°]/

Yang Jeongin: "fun"...

GodlyLeader: Did you just air quote me through text?

Yang Jeongin: yeppers

*Lee Felix changed his name to Memesquito*

Seo Changbin: Wtf Felix

Memesquito: hehehehehe... You can never escape it Binie hyung

Han Jisung: I love the name, Felix, it's memetastic

Memesquito: ayeeee *aggressively dabs*

Seo Changbin: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Yang Jeongin: And you guys say I'm the maknae, smh

UnderappreciatedVisual: But.......... You are the Maknae

*Kim Woojin changed his name to AngelicVocals*

AngelicVocals: I figured it out!!

Han Jisung: Was it really that hard to find out how to change your name?

Seo Changbin: Woojin is like the grandpa in the group, okay?  He can barely work the TV

AngelicVocals: In my defense, the TV wasn't plugged in when I tried to turn it on

Seo Changbin: ........ Yeah okay

Hwang Hyunjin: Wait, has anyone seen Minho hyung?

GodlyLeader: Oh, yeah, he hasn't looked at his phone yet.  He's currently laying upside down on his bed trying to get my attention

Yang Jeongin: Well shouldn't you pay attention to him then?

GodlyLeader: No, he's like a puppy.  If you ignore him, he'll eventually stop

UnderappreciatedVisual: You ignore puppies?  You monster

Seo Changbin:🤦‍♂️

*Lee Minho changed his name to Chanie'sPuppy*

GodlyLeader: Seriously Minho?

Chanie'sPuppy: Yes... You were ignoring meeee \(=3=)/

*Memesquito changed Seo Changbin's name to EmoSnorlax*

EmoSnorlax: Felix I swear I'm gonna murder you

UnderappreciatedVisual: Haha, Emo Snorlax 😂

Memesquito: I don't appreciate you threatening my life, Snorlax

Han Jisung: Uhm, you two might wanna lock your door bc Changbinie hyung just stomped out of our room looking like he wanted to kill someone...

UnderappreciatedVisual: I'm not in there right now, I'm in the kitchen

Memesquito: heLP!

Yang Jeongin: Does anyone else hear the screaming?

GodlyLeader: yep

Han Jisung: yep

Hwang Hyunjin: yep

UnderappreciatedVisual: Mhmm

AngelicVocals: Should we do something?

Hwang Hyunjin: Well I think it stopped

*Memesquito logged off*

Han Jisung: Uhm... Hyung just came back into the room

EmoSnorlax: I'm back

GodlyLeader: ....

Chanie'sPuppy: .....

Yang Jeongin: .....

Hwang Hyunjin: ....

Han Jisung:  .....

UnderappreciatedVisual: .....

AngelicVocals: .....

EmoSnorlax: What?

~

°Author's Notes°

Hello!  I hope you guys enjoyed the trash that is this story!  It was fun to make, so I hope you guys enjoyed it!  That's all I really have to say so, I'll see you guys soon!