*PLEASE READ THE A/N FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT THINGY!! THANKS!!!*



SwaghettiMonster, MukbangEnthusiast, WooWoo and Betrayed joined

Betrayed changed his name to IQuit

IQuit: that's it

IQuit: I'm done

IQuit: I quit

SwaghettiMonster: quit what?

MukbangEnthusiast: being straight

MukbangEnthusiast: ( º ‿ º )

WooWoo: what happened?

IQuit: fuck off Jeongin

IQuit: and Changbin is being annoying again and it just... I couldn't

SwaghettiMonster: TF did my baby do to you?

IQuit: HE STUCK HIS NASTY ASS SOCK IN MY FACE

SwaghettiMonster: did you provoke him?

IQuit: NO I WAS LITERALLY JUST SITTING THERE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE'S TRYING TO STUFF HIS TOES UP MY NOSE

SwaghettiMonster: I feel like you provoked him...

SwaghettiMonster: you being you and all

I.D.I.O.T joined

I.D.I.O.T: Hehlo meye phrends

WooWoo: I thought you stopped doing that....

I.D.I.O.T: well yu thot rong

SwaghettiMonster: heh

SwaghettiMonster: thot...

IQuit: STFU FELIX I DIDNT PROVOKE THAT TRAINGLE

SwaghettiMonster changed his name to FITEME

FITEME: BITCH YOU WANNA GO

IQuit: COME AT ME YOU PLAIN PIECE OF TOAST

FITEME: no you didn't...

I.D.I.O.T: okay wait... What's happening?

MukbangEnthusiast: Felix and Seungmin are gonna fight apparently

WooWoo: why is it that the only time you type normally is whenever you get offended or you're confused

I.D.I.O.T: bc why not

FITEME: BITCH WHERE TF ARE YOU IM GONNA SHOW YOU HOW THIS PLAIN PIECE OF TOAST CAN SMEAR YOU LIKE VEGIMITE ON A SUNDAY MORNING

I.D.I.O.T: wtf

SmallMarvel and Minho'sChanie joined

SmallMarvel: yiggidy yo

IQuit: BITCH I DARE YOU ILL KICK YOU SO HARD THAT MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT HOW TO KICK A DAMN SOCCER BALL

Minho'sChanie: okay I have no clue what's going on but I feel personally attacked right now

WooWoo: why?

MukbangEnthusiast: probably bc Seungmin just roasted the Australian soccer team

SmallMarvel: damn, Seungmin is highkey a savage

WooWoo: wait, are the two actually in the dorm together?

FITEME: AHA SO YOURE IN THE DORMS HM?!

WooWoo: ....

WooWoo: guess i shouldn't have said that...

Minho'sChanie: wtf is going on?

MukbangEnthusiast: Seungmin complained about Changbin stuffing his toes in his face, then Felix said that he probably provoked Changbin, and now this is what's happening

Minho'sChanie: ahh...

SmallMarvel: do we have popcorn?

I.D.I.O.T: OOO, I'll go make some

Minho'sChanie: omfg

Minho'sChanie: well, we need to keep these two separated until they calm down

WooWoo: were's Felix anyway?

Minho'sChanie: him and Minho went to the practice room for a bit

MukbangEnthusiast: so waht are you gonna do when he gets back?

Minho'sChanie: restrain him

SmallMarvel: you'll probably need to use actual chains

IQuit: BITCH LET HIM FIGHT ME

FITEME: BITCH I WILL JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT

FITEME left

IQuit: OH IM WAITING AUSSIE, IM WATING

IQuit left

WooWoo: welp...

Minho'sChanie: time to prepare for WWlll

I.D.I.O.T: Ive got the popcorn!

MukbangEnthusiast: there's sodas in the fridge!

SmallMarvel: we can chill on the couch and watch the chaos unfold

Minho'sChanie: where TF is Changbin in all of this?

WooWoo: last time I heard he was in the living room with Seungmin

WooWoo: idk where he is now tho

Minho'sChanie: this is all his fault so I mean

Minho'sChanie: he should be the one to deal with it

WooWoo: I agree

I.D.I.O.T: I'm just here for a good time man

MukbangEnthusiast: same

SmallMarvel: and let the drama begin👏

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°A/N°

Okay, to all of my Australian readers... I APOLOGISE!!!! PLS DON'T HATE ME I PROMISE I OOVE YOU GUYS PLEASE DONT HATE ME AHHJHKKHKH

Also, I'm gonna be doing something pretty big for you guys, and it's gonna be a thing I do every so often (at very specific times). I thought of it as a way to finally give back to you guys and everything for how much support you all give me. I'm not gonna disclose too much about what it is just yet, since I still have to sort out some very important stuff pretaining to it, but you guys are gonna be in for a treat! I'll probably make a separate book for it so that this and my other fics aren't clustered with it since it'll be a somewhat regular occurrence. I'm going to visit my dad this weekend for 2 weeks, and once I get back that's when I'll make the official announcement about what it is. Thanks YourWannaBeBaby for helping me sort everything out tho!! I honestly would have been a wreck with this if you didn't help me😂 If haven't already, go check out her stuff and support her! She deserves all the love in the world so go check her out!! Anyway, keep an eye out for that special book/announcement bc I'm sure you guys wouldn't want to miss out on this!

Anyway, that's all I got, so I'mma scoot. I'll talk with you guys soon! Love ya losers!!! <3