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IAm:Disgusted added NastyAss

NastyAss: I'm suddenly terrified for my life

IAm:Disgusted: oh hush

IAm:Disgusted: I need help

NastyAss: ...

NastyAss: and you're asking me?

NastyAss: you do know that I'm Changbin right?  Not Felix or like... Woojin or smth?

IAm:Disgusted: yes I know you're Changbin

IAm:Disgusted: now shut up and help me

NastyAss: I mean sure but like..

NastyAss: why aren't you being a total asshole or some shit rn?

NastyAss: I mean you've been very.... 'sensative' lately

IAm:Disgusted: I mean I can be an ass if you want me to be

IAm:Disgusted: if not then STFU and let me talk

NastyAss: ...

NastyAss: fair enough... What's up?

IAm:Disgusted: okay so like

IAm:Disgusted: I need help

NastyAss: yes I got that

IAm:Disgusted: SHUT UP

IAm:Disgusted: okay anyway... I need your advice about smth............

NastAss: look if you wanna have the birds and the bees talk then ask Chan because I don't get payed enough for that

IAm:Disgusted: I don't even know why I even bother...

IAm:Disgusted: anYWAY

IAm:Disgusted: I need help with Jisung...........

NastyAss: ...

NastyAss: ...

NastyAss: ...

NastyAss: YOU LIKE HIM

IAm:Disgusted: SKFJWMCJ NO SHUT UP

NastyAss: BRUH OMFG IM CRYING YOU LIKE JISUNG!!!!!!

IAm:Disgusted: NO I DONT CHANGBIN SHUT UP

NastyAss: boi you gotta start using honorifics in this chat or someone's gonna beat you one of these days

NastyAss: someone aka me

IAm:Disgusted: ...

IAm:Disgusted: I'll call you Hyung if you promise that you won't say anything to the others

NastyAss: hmm...

NastyAss: deal

NastyAss: now what's this 'help' you have been referring to?

IAm:Disgusted: okay so like...

IAm:Disgusted: I like Jisung...

IAm:Disgusted: but that's literally it... Idk what to do with that... Like... Kcoolawesome I like him but tf am I supposed to do with that?

NastyAss: hm... Well for starters, stop being a little shit head

NastyAss: Jisung literally thinks you hate him

IAm:Disgusted: cjsj no I don't hate him at all tho!?&83(

NastyAss: well then stop being a little shit head and he'll probably realize that

NastyAss: I mean other than that tho really all you can do is just let things take their natural course

NastyAss: I mean he seems to obviously like you too so like...

NastyAss: I don't really think you have anything to worry about

IAm:Disgusted: ..really?

NastyAss: yeah

IAm:Disgusted: ...alright.....

IAm:Disgusted: how do you know he likes me tho?  Like... Are you sure?

NastyAss: bruh

NastyAss: you're almost as bad as Chan

NastyAss: yes I'm sure, you'd have to be a totally idiot not to see it

IAm:Disgusted: .....

IAm:Disgusted: so just let things happen naturally then?

NastyAss: yeah

NastyAss: you'll know when it's time to tell him

NastyAss: you'll feel it in your gut

IAm:Disgusted: alright...

IAm:Disgusted: thanks Changbin

NastyAss: I'm sorry what was that? 

NastyAss: it sounded like me opening up the group chat and typing out how you confessed your love for Jisung to me

IAm:Disgusted: bitch-

IAm:Disgusted: ...

IAm:Disgusted: thanks... Hyung

NastyAss: there, much better

NastyAss: was that so hard??

IAm:Disgusted: it was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do in my entire life

NastyAss: boi I outta-

IAm:Disgusted: love you Hyungie~

NastyAss: oh no... What did I do?

IAm:Disgusted: <3

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Oof hello hello creatures!  It's been a hot second I know I know... Fjejd those MAMA performances tho?  Like damn okay guys, own that stage Yas.... We Stan Kings tbh like damn... Absolute rookie legends right here guys👏👏👑👑. Anyways... How have you guys been?  I hope everything has been going good for you guys!  Winter break is coming up and I'm so ready... Like... Fuck school, I just wanna graduate already man... Ugggghhhh.......... If you could tell, I strongly dislike school 😂. I'm getting donuts tomorrow in math tho so that's a plus👌 anyway, that's really all I got for you guys so I'll talk with you all soon.  Love ya losers!!! <3