*A parody of Mother Knows Best from Tangled*

Disclaimer: Tangled is owned by Disney, and the Harry Potter series belongs to She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, JK Rowling.

Voldemort:
You don't want to be a Death Eater? Why, Draco!

Look at you, scared as a muggle

Fraternizing with mudbloods, no doubt

Joining the Dark Lord should not be such a struggle

Draco:
I know but...

Voldemort:
That's right, just take the dark mark now, Draco

Guess I always knew this day was coming

Knew that you'd join my Death Eater ranks

Soon, but not yet

Draco:
But-

Voldemort:
Silencio!

First pay your family's debt

Voldy knows best

Voldy knows best

Listen to the Dark Lord

It's a muggle world out there

Voldy knows best

One way or another

We'll destroy all mudbloods, I swear

Refrigerators, jeans

Television, no wands

Dirty blood and pens

The flu!

Draco:
No!

Voldemort:
Yes!

Draco:
But-

Voldemort:
Also large cars

Picture that aren't moving, and

Stop, no more, you'll just disgust me

Voldy's right here

The Dark Lord wants to hug you

Draco, here's what I suggest

Skip the drama

Kill Dumbledore

Voldy knows best

Voldy knows best

Take from the Dark Lord

Disobey, and your family won't survive

Scared and not prepared

Pathetic, incompetent

Lucius raised a failure

Incapable, wimpy

Positively tiny

Useless and a bit, well, strange

Plus, I believe

You are very whiny

Do what I say or I will kill you

Voldy cuts off hands

You can just ask Wormtail

All I have is one request

Draco?

Draco:
Yes?

Voldemort:
Go to Hogwarts and let my Death Eaters in

Draco:
Yes, My Lord

A/N: I don't know what possessed me to write this. Hopefully it wasn't too terrible.
Also, the cover is going to stay as a Barbie movie background character until I get the time at some point next week to make a real cover.

-Preet-
4/22/21