*Currently in Literature class working on our daily journal thing when this boy in our class gets up for the fifth time to walk across the room to talk to one of his girl friends.

Boy: *talking to a close girl friend of his.* Yeah, and so Jaden went to [forgot what place] and he did this thing with-

Literature teacher: *turns her chair dramatically* Chris, if I could put a leash on you, it would be pretty short.