Me: *Currently ranting about how my friend keeps snapchatting me but won't answer the question I've asked her four times.* I'm like, geez [name] can't you just respond to my question?

Jeana: * Playing some house building game on her phone* I don't care

Me: *sighs*

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Me: I could literally sit here all day zooming in on my face for some reason. I don't know why.

Jeana: *finally taking her eyes off her phone* You have a serious problem. *silence* No one cares.

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Amy: Sam, look at this meme I found.

Me: *shifts over to Amy to see what she has found* That's funny!

Amy: Jeana-

Jeana: I don't care.