*This occurred last year while we had a crazy substitute because our 7th grade teacher was on a maternity leave.*

     Boy #1 : Hey, did you hear that you can get high on sharpies?

     Girl: Yeah, but thats not even true.

     Boy #2: Yeah it is. Try it!

      Boy #1: *pulls out a sharpie* Sniff it!

       Girl: *attempting to sniff the sharpie* Oh my God, you got it on my nose!

      *the boys surrounding them start laughing*

       Me: *turns to friend* What the heck are they doing over there?

       Friend: *glances at our classmates huddled in a big group* no idea.

       Me: Should we go-

     *tardy bell rings, resulting in our substitute teacher to come stomping out of the room angrily because the kids were loitering by their lockers.*

     Substitute teacher: *stands in the distance listening in on the conversation* I don't care what you get high on, just get in the classroom!

       Boy #2: Well someone's got an attitude.

        *everyone laughs*