"what am I supposed to do, just sit there?"

"I need something down my throat right now."

"throwback 200s."

"fuck her DILFs, she's got my feet." 

"Why is it so hard?"

"They have this new thing now where you can make . . . I can't remember.  The thing with bread and cheese . . . . OH GRILLED CHEESE.

Half of this stuff is so out of context, but it's funny💀