Balletmaster14
Alright. Lemme lemme lemme go into some detail.

Alright 3rd grade ,4th day. I had a little crush on a girl that sat next to me. Her name was Claire. She was Irish and brought soapy bread to school.

So here's when it happens.

I'm on the jungle gym and I try to do a flip and impress her.

Yeah..no.

Instead my britches get caught in a rung and I get a super wedgie.
And I hung there for what was 7 and a half minutes but felt like 8 minutes. Not much of a difference.

I was absolutely mortified.

Need less to say. I did get her attention. Just not how I wanted.