Today I was hanging out with my best friend. We were skating down a hill doing tricks or at least trying to. and this kid rides up on his bike. I know who he's with, not him. So I say what's up!?. He says" get the f*** out of my face n****. I was in shock sorta. Then he says i dont like blacks😗😐😑😫😤.So I responded with. Oh word? I'm gonna make you hate us even more...( If you didn't know I'm black btw). I stomp on the back wheel of the bike and make him fall and hit him of the nuts. I'm going straight from the script of Hancock and I say" call me a ( you know) one more time. He's halfway through the word and I'm like." Omae wa mou shinderiu"( you are already dead)(* fist of the north star 1989*)
Then he's like" Nani?!!"( What)  And I punch him so hard thru his stomach. It's like the opening scene of the one punch man theme song. It looks so cool, I'm like all" get rekt skrub" and my friend is all like" you my friend... Just got knocked the fuck out."

Yep. Don't mess with the best.