Steven: *tries to put a dollar in the soda machine*

Man: Sorry, buddy, the machine's out of order.

Steven: Why?

Man: It just is, okay?

Steven: Can you fix it?

Man: That's not my job. Go to the mini mart and get a soda.

Steven: Okay. *walks to the nearest mini mart to get a soda*

Man: He clearly saw the sign posted on the machine. He probably can't read.

This story was written on Sunday, February 7th, 2021.

A/N Steven, the machine is out of order!! Can't you read? 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.