Gertrude: *cooking an alligator*

Steven: Might I ask what you're cooking?

Gertrude: Alligator!

Steven: Ew, gross! Are you mad, woman?

Gertrude: No! *basting the gator with BBQ sauce* Just thought I add some BBQ sauce for some flavor! *smacks lips*

Steven: So gross!

Richa_moon: Steven, no insults please!

Steven: Yeah, but....

Richa_moon: No buts! Keep the insults to yourself!

Me: Exactly!

Lake247: Ooh, alligator! Never had alligator before!

Gertrude: It's delicious! You're gonna love it!

Steven: You guys are a bunch of barbarians! Next thing, you'll probably be eating frogs! *walks off*

Gertrude: My job is wrestling alligators, killing them, then cooking them!

This story was written on Monday, February 1st, 2021. (National Freedom Day)

A/N I never had alligator, but I would love to try it! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.