Je: small child
   
    “Well I didn’t do anything mommy it was the cat” the little girl said while pointing to the chubby little white tabby cat
“Well then who put a knife in this guys chest  then rudy”
“The cat”
“Wha- no- I mean tell me the story from the beginning”
“So I was sitting in my room coloring in my coloring books when I hear a knock on the door, being the courteous person i am i opened the door and let him in”
“Rudy you know your not supposed t-”
“Yes yes im getting to that, don’t interrupt me, anyway i was thinking why did Mr.Snuffles let that strange man in and I thought to myself what if that guy was one of the bad guys on mommies tv shows with all the policemen on them, so I went into the kitchen and saw one of the big big knives that mommy uses and-”
“Your not supposed to go into that drawer without permission”
“Stop interrupting me, so as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted Mr.Snuffles came into the living room with the big knife and dropped it in front of me so I picked it up and slowly started to walk over to the big man, i got up really close behind him and giggled because he looked so funny i couldn't help but laugh, i ended up laughing too hard and the knife fell out of my hand and landed into his chest”
“Yeah but that doesn't explain why there's blood all over you and the floor”
“Well i guess when the knife dropped he must’ve had too much ketchup with his dinner because it was spilling everywhere, I didn't want the best mommy in the world to get mad at me, so I tried to clean it up with my shirt”
“It sounds to me like you killed this man”
“but mommy I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t”
“I'm calling the police”
“NO MOMMY DON'T ALL THE POLICE I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR IT WAS MR.SNUFFLES”