Lord Razzle
Later in the evening Andrew and Lotus had some nice dinner (or at least nice by swamp troll standards) until they heard a noise
Andrew: Sound I thought I told you to sleep outside
Sound: I am outside
Then they saw three blind mice, seven dwarfs, and a wolf troll dressed as grandma from little red riding hood and a ton of fairytale creatures
Andrew: what are you doing in my swamp 😡
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Andrew: everybody out now 😡
Lotus: who invented everyone
Sound: don't look at me I didn't invite anyone
Puppet troll: oh gosh nobody invited us
Andrew: what
(It was nobody's choice)
Puppet troll: we were forced to come here
Andrew: by who
Pig: Lord Razzle he huffed and he puffed and he signed an evection notice
Andrew: alright who knows where this Razzle guy is
Sound: I do I know where he is 😄
Andrew: does anyone else know where I could find him
(Sorry but Sound is the only one brave enough)
But with nobody but Sound volunteering Andrew decided to have him come
Andrew: fine ok attention all fairytale things do not get comfortable your welcome is officially worn out in fact I'm going to see this guy Razzle right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from
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Andrew: alright Sound, Lotus let's go
Lotus: I'm excited for this adventure
Sound: that's what I like to hear Andrew, Lotus and Sound three friends on a whirlwind big city adventure 😄
And the three set of to where Lord Razzle lives
Meanwhile Lord Razzle heads to a room where his right hand man Pickle was dipping a sentient gingerbread troll into a cup of milk 🥛
Lord Razzle: that's enough he's ready to talk
Gingerbread troll: *coughs* 😰
Lord Razzle: *evil laughs* ahem *table accommodates his hight*
(Ha shortie 😆)
Lord Razzle: run run run as fast as you can you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread troll 😆
Gingerbread troll: you're a monster
Lord Razzle: I'm not a monster you are you and the rest of that fairytale trash poisoning my perfect world
(You are a monster you piece of 🤬)
Lord Razzle: tell me where are the others 😡
Gingerbread troll: eat me 😡 *spits on Lord Razzle's face*
(Nice)
Lord Razzle: I tried being fair to you creatures now my patience has reached its end tell me or I'll *about to pull off gingerbread troll's gumdrop button*
Gingerbread troll: no not the buttons not my gumdrop buttons 😨
Lord Razzle: tell me who's hiding them 😡
Gingerbread troll: ok I'll tell you do you know the muffin man
(Depends)
Lord Razzle: the muffin man
Gingerbread troll: the muffin man
Lord Razzle: yes I know the muffin man who lives on drurry lane
Gingerbread troll: well she's married to the muffin man
Lord Razzle: the muffin man
Gingerbread troll: the muffin man 😭
Lord Razzle: she's married to the muffin man
(Where is this going)
Captain: my lord we found it
(Oh hi wimp who couldn't bother fighting a swamp troll)
Lord Razzle: alright bring it in
Then the guards hung up a magic mirror
Gingerbread troll: don't tell him anything 😨
Pickle: *puts gingerbread troll in the trash*
(Don't worry guys gingerbread troll will live)
Lord Razzle: evening mirror mirror on the wall is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all
Magic mirror: 🪞 well technically you're not a king
Lord Razzle: um Pickle
Pickle: *punches a mirror*
Magic mirror: 😨
Lord Razzle: you were saying
Magic mirror: um 😅 what I mean is that you're not a king yet but you can become one all you have to do is marry a princess
Lord Razzle: go on
Magic Mirror gave Razzle three options either Cinderella, Snow White or a princess who's locked in a tower named Princess Luna and everyone starts shouting out which one Razzle should choose
Pickle: three pick number three my lord ✌️
(That's two fingers)
Lord Razzle: number three
Magic mirror: Lord Razzle you've chosen Princess Luna
Lord Razzle: yes Princess Luna
(Oh hell nah that's Andrew's girl 😡)
Lord Razzle: she's perfect 😍
(Not for you creep)
Lord Razzle: all I have to do is to find someone to
Magic mirror: I probably should mention that there's a little thing that happens at night
Lord Razzle: I'll do it
Magic mirror: but after sunset
Lord Razzle: silence
(Ok once you find out don't whine to the magic mirror)
Lord Razzle: I'll make this Princess Luna my queen and Duloc will finally have the perfect king captain assemble you're finest men we're going to have a tournament
And Lord Razzle prepares for the tournament to determine who will go slay the dragon and rescue Princess Luna
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