The next day Andrew, Lotus and Sound make it to Duloc

Sound: and he's Duloc 

Lotus: wow that's one huge castle 

Andrew: do you think he's compensating for something *snickers* 

Lotus: 🤨

Then they see a troll wearing a giant Lord Razzle head 

Andrew: hey you 

Troll: 😱 *runs* 

Andrew: wait a second I'm not going to eat you *thinking* ugh these trolls really need to stop running away from us swamp trolls 

And the troll bumped into a wall and was knocked out and the three head inside 

Lotus: it looks so bland here 

(Tell me about it) 

Andrew: it's quiet too quiet 

Lotus: maybe this place can look more interesting if it was like the swamp 

Andrew: where is everybody 

Sound: hey look at this 

Then they pulled a switch 

https://youtu.be/X81AoBcVnaA

Sound: wow let's do that again 

Andrew and Lotus: NO 

🎺 

And the trio goes to see the announcement for the tournament 

Lord Razzle: and the winner will save the lovely Princess Luna from the firey keep of the dragon and if the winner isn't successful then the runner up will take his place and so on and so forth some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make 

(Go save Luna yourself you lazy creepy coward 😡) 

Trolls: yay 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

(Boooo 😡👎)

Then the festivities stopped as soon as the trio stepped in 

Lord Razzle: ugh it's hideous 

Andrew:  oh that's not very nice it's just a donkey 

Sound: donkey troll 😠

Lord Razzle: indeed knights new plan whoever kills the swamp trolls will be named champion have at him 

Then all the knights started to go to Andrew and Lotus 

Lotus: what are we going to do Andy 😨

Andrew: hang on now can't we settle this over a pint 🍺 *sees nobody backing down* no  *drinks the pint* come on 

And the three started to fight the knights getting some applause from the audience and Lord Razz

https://youtu.be/aQqAUXKn7t4

(Head bangs to the song 🤘) 

Lord Razzle: I give you our champion 

Andrew: what 

Audience: yay 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

Lord Razzle: congratulations swamp troll you've won the honor of going on a great and noble quest 

Andrew: quest I'm already on a quest a quest to get my swamp back 

Lord Razzle: your swamp 

Andrew: yeah my swamp where you dumped those fairytale creatures 😡

(You don't want to piss Andrew off Razzle) 

And Lord Razzle tells Andrew that if he rescues Princess Luna and brings her to him then he'll give Andrew his swamp back 

Lotus: so all we have to do is fight a dragon and save a princess to get our swamp back 

Sound: I honestly don't get it 

Andrew: maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk 

Sound: why didn't you just give Lord Razzle a gory death or something 

Andrew: for your information there's more to swamp trolls than people think 

Sound: for example 

Andrew: swamp trolls are like onions 🧅 

(Ew I don't like onions) 

Sound: they stink 

Andrew: yes .... No 

Sound: they make you cry 

Lotus: that's not it 

Sound: oh you leave them out in the sun and they start becoming brown and sprouting little white hairs 

Andrew: NO 😡 layers onions have layers swamp trolls have layers onions have layers you get it we both have layers 

Sound: oh you have lairs 

Lotus: don't worry I don't entirely get it myself 

Sound: you know not everyone likes onions 💡 cake 😄 everyone likes cakes cakes have layers 

Andrew: I don't care what everyone likes swamp trolls are not like cakes 

And so Andrew, Lotus and Sound continued their journey to the tower where Princess Luna is