Ok, so, this first story happened in the first week of kindergarten. You know, the perfect time to get hurt, and the perfect time to worry your parents, on the first week on your first year of school. Yeah, I'm the best! *smiles proudly*

Anyways, so, it's kindergarten, first week of school, and, we're learning about pennies. Oh, the good ol' days. When we could learn about pennies. Nowadays, we advanced 8th graders have to learn... REALLY. HARD. GEOMETRY! WHY SCHOOL BOARD WHY?!

So, I was really bored. I already knew how pennies worked. You know, because I'm SMART. So, because I was a hyper little ball of energy, I wanted to put my feet on the desk, while lounging on my chair.

Well, that's not how it happened.

Because the chairs we had at school were the standard four-legged chairs with the balls underneath them, I ended up falling on the ground, hitting head-first on the concrete, causing me to black out.

Of course, this made a very loud sound, causing my passed-out body to be the center of attention.

My best friend at the time asked if I was ok. Of course, I didn't respond, causing the teacher to almost freak. My friend described this with much detail, on how the teacher told everybody to leave the classroom, and go into the library immediately.

So, little me woke up to see half of the teachers in the school, the principal, the vice principal, 911, and my mom. The doctors checked on me, and said that I had to stay awake for 24 hours after that.

So, when my mom drove me home, I got to stay up all night eating nothing but sugar and caffeine. I didn't even have to go to school the next day!

Honestly, I remember none of this day, except the part where I woke up. It all thanks to my mom, dad, and my friend for telling me the story, and helping me remember the events that my brain destroyed in the fall!

So, I hope you enjoyed listening to this story! Make sure to give a vote and add this to your library and reading lists for more wacky stories of my life! Have a good day! And don't get hurt, kids! ^-^