ok, so this happened to me at lunch. Ready?

My friends and I were sitting at our lunch table. One of the girls (lets call her...Carmen), was sitting across from me, and she was eating yogurt. See, I have bad (like, really bad) gag reflexes. Carmen kept on putting the yogurt in my face, to make me gag, cuz she thought it was funny (it probably was). Then about the 7th time she did it, I turned and fell out of my seat gagging and laughing. Nobody except my friends were actually paying attention to the girl that fell on the floor (thank god!).

So I was on the floor laughing, and then I look to my side, and there's this REALLY REALLY old, crinkly, tiny lunch lady looking at me. And she gives me a look and points her finger telling me to get up.

She looked almost exactly like this:

NO JOKE

And my friends were like, still laughing, not caring about the grouchy old lunch lady staring at me.

What a little old bitch, right?!

AND THEN *gasps*

I was at my locker and I'm next to this girl (lets call her... Kara). She's my friend too, but we don't eat at the same table.

So I was telling Kara about the 'lunch incident', and she asked "which one?". It was then when I looked around and saw the same lunch lady. So I turned to Kara and said loudly "oh, that old one right there". I didn't point tho, that would've been to much.

But it felt good to get back at an old, tiny, grouch, soggy, 95 year old lady

COMMENT IF U THINK SHE WAS BEING A BITCH!!!! GO RIGHT AWAY AND SAY IT, I ALREADY DID!