Hey I'm not dead!!!

Ok, so this all happened when I was about 5-6 years old

WARNING: INVOLVES CHICKEN NUGGETS (oh yeah and the word nigger. I'm sry I'm just telling a childhood story, I never call anyone that. FRIENDS COMMENT AND SUPPORT THIS!!!!!!)

Ok, so when I was about 5, my "manny" (man nanny, tho he was my godfather's brother. His name is Bobby) took me to McDonalds. It was in a "black people" neighborhood in NY (NO I DO NOT LIVE IN NY DO NOT TRY AND STALK ME PLZ). We walked in and he asked me what I wanted. And u know what I said?

" I want nigga nuggets!"

Ah, little me. Sweet, innocent, cinnamon rolly me.

And the worse part is, I kept repeating it...

When they told me this story, Bobby told me the guys in the McDonalds looked like they were about 2 kill him. I still feel really bad.

ANOTHER ONE!

You know when ur a kid, and people ask you what you want to be when you grow up? Most kids will say:

"An astronaut!"

"A singer!"

"A doctor!"

"A pilot!"

"A Magician!"

"A guitar player!"

"A teacher!"

"A truck driver!"

"A *insert sport* player!"

And many, many more.

No child wants to work as an accountant, or a janitor. Those are very boring to them. They want excitement, right?

Well, my friends, it turned out my poor, little cinnamon rolly self wanted none of that. 

No...

You see, I wanted to be a...

A "chicken nugger"

I came up with that! A chicken nugger is someone who makes McDonalds chicken nuggets. And you know how gross they were not that long ago, right? Well, tiny me loved them (well I mean then when I was 9 or 10 I hated them with all of my life after I found pieces of brown it scarred me. But now I like them!).

And for a solid four years, started from like 4-5, ending at like, 8, that's all I wanted to be.

I was a strange child.

Comment what u thought of my career choice! What did you want to be when you grew up? And do u think I was a strange child (I won't be offended, go ahead!)