"Ironically, tasting this blood is the most legal thing I've done all day."
"Stand back while I get touchy-feely with this door."
"Goddamn it guys, you've been in this jungle for five minutes and you've already given the indigenous tribes alcohol and taught them about war!"
"Sir, if you have a moment, I'd like to talk to you about spiders."
"I mean, I just want to kill Rudolph."
"But I was screaming diplomatically!"
"So... How's it feel to be outshined by a bird?"
"Okay, sounds like the lesbian power couple cover is a go."
"Do not hotbox the sin cube!"
"Suck on that one, Anubis."
"'Punched' is one word. 'Fisted' is another."
"Wow. Man arms. .... Marms."
"You know, I seem to remember you being a lot more gung-ho about this before you were on fire."
"Wait, shit, are we a cult now?"
"My grandma fucked a dragon."
"You can't kinkshame me! I'm the storyteller!"
"From an architectural standpoint, we should set it on fire."
"How do you loose 10,000 oil-soaked rats?!"
"My mom said you're not allowed to kill me tonight."
"Not my brain! I use it to think! ... Sometimes!"
"Ah, so that's who the butt belonged to."
"Spoiler alert, your parents are dead."
"You mean to tell me we busted a hole through the church for nothing?"
"We should invent Christianity!"
"We will get you tearaway pants. It's just not our priority right now."
"So... Why did we hire the bear again?"
"Where the fuck is the sexy tree?"
"PLEASE don't open any Hell portals in the car!"
"Sorry ma'am, your basement is now cinders and a god of rats has cursed your family forever."
"I will eat a human femur one day, but today is not that day."
"It was in my chest cavity, I get to keep it!"
"Who wants to desecrate a corpse?"
"Goddamn it, you killed the sun."
"You can't just call dibs on someone's body parts."
"If we can fit five bodies in here, let's fit five bodies in here."
"We are not starting a weasel slave market."
"I fell on a bullet that was going the speed of sound."
"You're an MFD? What's an MFD?" "Motha fuckin' DOCTOR."
"Candles are really cheap. I'd like to buy infinite candles."
"Oh my god! They were alive when they were murdered!"
"Are those monkey eggs?"
"I'm going to punch the water! Fuck your hydrogen bonds!"