Grandmaster Lan QiRen was not happy. That demon brat had completely ruined his nephew!

His youngest nephew, his most prized student, had fallen under Wei Wuxains spell so far that he openly fought him, and 32 other elders of the Gusu Lan Sect, defending that evil cultivater. Earning himself 33 lashes as punishment after the demons death.

For 13 years Wangji spent mourning Wei Wuxain, Wangji had not involved himself in sect matters. If it wasn't for the orphaned son of Wei Wuxain, QiRen was certain that Wangji would have left Gusu.

Then somehow inexplicably Wei Wuxain returned!!!

Was proven innocent of all crimes AFTER the Sunshot War.

QiRen was still convinced that his demonic cultivation, and use of, resentful energy was wrong, even during the War.

But even he had to admit that in the two years after the War,  Wei Wuxain had not harmed one living soul.

QiRen was willing to

*... in the future.... attempt not to hold grudges against Wei Wuxain....*

QiRen was not happy thinking about Wei Wuxain. 

QiRen had joined his oldest nephew for tea. Xichen had just began to share news of  Wangji and Wei Wuxain.  So he took another sip of his tea his eldest nephew had served.  Trying to be calm and fair...

Wait what did Xichen just say!!!!!!

WUXAIN AND WANGJI ARE MARRIED!!!!

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Story just watched as once AGAIN Lan QiRen went into Qi deviation...

" Really again... dramatic much.... do you truly have nothing else in your bag of tricks.... ahhhhhh!!!"

Story grabbed her head and groaned at the screen in frustration. 

*Break time... need food.... phew maybe a shower while your at it.... *

Hearing the meow of disagreement from Story's only roommate that priorities needed to be sorted.

"Yes, Piper I'll feed you first. I really don't know what just what to do with, or to, this homophobic and hypocrite"father/teacher figure" man to get his ass out of this rut .... Don't give me that look I'm going ,I'm going"

Story went to feed the cat before , Piper began her reign of terror thru the rooms they shared.

Some time later Story was sorting thru the true never-ending story... Laundry. 

She was dancing in place listening to whatever random song her playlist decide to spit out when Will Smith's
"A Friend Like Me" from the live Disney  version of  "Aladdin" caught her attention.

*Will Smith's version of these lyrics and his voice almost sounds naughty ... huh most wishes never end well since there's always a price to be paid... And most "Genie" are tricksters by nature *

Story dropped all the laundry and flew to her favorite chair, tossing Piper outta way.

"Up you go now, this is my chair."

Piper began to meow her extreme displeasure at being so rudely tossed in the middle of attending to her kitty beauty sleep.

"Listen cat! This is my chair. I brought it home and farted on it first it's mine so quit your bitchin!" 

Piper found this to be a ridiculous argument of ownership, and made a rude kitty noise before showing nothing but ass as she walked away.

Story decide it was time to send
Grandmaster Lan QiRen his very own genie.

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September 9, 2022