I have a very odd hatred of small dogs. The reason why its odd is that I own a small dog (a pug). But my small dog is not a yippy dog. You know what i'm talking about. Chihuahuas and pomeranians and shi tzus, those kinds of dogs. They just get on my nerves. They are so noisy and obnoxious and high maintenance. Yippy dogs feel that they can just boss everybody around and if you don't follow their orders, you will regret it.My friend likes to tell the story of how her dad was dog-sitting a chihuahua and then it started spewing diarreha all over their house. Let that be a lesson to always obey the yippy dog.

Anyway, I was riding my bike yesterday and I suddenly came across a man walking 3 yippy dogs. They were either chihuahuas or pomeranians or something else along the lines of that. None of them were on a leash and they were kind of just wandering around the sidewalk. When I rode past them, they all started yapping at me really nasty like and jumping up and trying to bite me. They chased me all across the sidewalk. The owner did absolutely nothing. He just stood there and stared at me. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I do not trust small dogs.

-Sophie